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Location: Lancaster, UK
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"You want a government to lead you in your wars and ensure your prosperity. What governments actually do is draft you to fight their wars, and enslave you to ensure their prosperity." - God, allegedly

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Entry #2

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Earfetish

I love you, baby

Posted by Earfetish Aug. 13, 2007 @ 12:50 PM EDT

I put my hand into your pram and pull out your baby by its neck. It looks stupidly at me, its eyes unfocussed, its shrivelled pumpkin-head still, its body wriggling a little bit underneath. It doesn't seem too bothered by its position; but that might be because it's not breathing particularly well and already realises that crying would be a foolish mistake.

I grab its feet with my free hand and wrench downwards. I feel your baby's skull separate from its neck in a neat internal decapitation, watch it die instantly in my hands as its body springs up again, and then pull down even harder. I want to tear its fucking head off while it's still warm and still twitchy.

I stab it in its throat with my Swiss army knife and tear across it like a piece of rotten fabric. I tug again, ripping through the remaining skin and cartilage, and throw its decapitated body on the floor like a discarded sweet wrapper.

My jeans are already around my ankles, my penis already rock-solid, and it's a very neat fit into your baby's windpipe. Its trachea convulses still, it's brain not dead enough to give up on life, squeezing my bell-end in moist, bloody gasps. I fuck it deep and hard, my cock reaches the top of its face and bursts through into its cranium; I poke its still-living grey matter with my trembling cock.

I turn its head around to look into its vacuous eyes. I want to rip through the top of its skull, my hard-on bursting through and ejaculating like a glorious volcano. Innocent blood drips down my legs from the severed head, me laughing at its stupid toothless naïve grin, ripping its windpipe apart with violent thrusts and turning its insides into mush.

I feel myself coming. It feels totally lifeless now, its brain too oxygen-starved and too cock-penetrated to bother. I fuck it faster and faster and fill its mind with my warm, life-bringing jism, hoping that I've cum all over its memories of you.

I hold it up triumphantly, my sticky semen coagulating with his blood and falling out in lumps of strawberry ice cream. I toss his head next to his body and stamp on it - brain and blood and bones and semen streak over the floor and up my leg - and piss off back home to smoke a fag.

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16 Comments

Aug. 14, 2007 | 8:41 AM Catoblepas says:

You should stop that, dear. Don't you know smoking harms you and the ones close to you.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 10:31 AM Earfetish responds:

but I was preventing prostate cancer at the same time


Aug. 14, 2007 | 5:31 PM Rabid-Echidna says:

Simply beautiful. A big two thumbs up for abortion-beheading-skull fucking.

Aug. 20, 2007 | 10:31 AM Earfetish responds:

Rabid-Echidna > Jesus


Aug. 15, 2007 | 8:09 PM AapoJoki says:

Meh.

Nothing you write shocks me anymore, but I felt slightly uncomfortable reading that :/

I like some of your stories (especially the one about the bad conductor, which was like a heart-warming Disney movie compared to this one), but skull-fucking infants is just... ugh. Why do you have such dark subjects all the time?

Aug. 16, 2007 | 5:47 AM Earfetish responds:

Because most of the time, that's what I want to write about. And also, I guess. because I want to get a career out of it and perhaps a good way to do that would be to cater for a niche market.


Aug. 16, 2007 | 4:17 PM kisame says:

there is something horrribly wrong with you.

Sep. 12, 2007 | 9:45 AM Earfetish responds:

my sexiness


Aug. 18, 2007 | 5:07 PM Crowler says:

can i have the movie rights?

Sep. 12, 2007 | 9:45 AM Earfetish responds:

I think it might be censored on-screen


Aug. 20, 2007 | 11:00 AM life says:

GOLD.

Aug. 28, 2007 | 11:30 AM Earfetish responds:

Always believe in your soul
Youve got the power to know
Youre indestructable


Aug. 21, 2007 | 10:27 AM MickTheChampion says:

Kev bhoy, what's the score with that Bizarre mag you were going to get published in? I never got round to buying a copy, how'd it go?

My old lecturer is trying to get me published in some fucking poetry in.

Aug. 21, 2007 | 11:08 AM Earfetish responds:

Aye yeah they gave me a full page with no other stories and I got a couple of random myspace messages and a lot of website traffic, and occasionally people I knew would tell me they read me in Bizarre, so it was pretty good stuff. It's worth getting published innit, it increases your ego massively.


Aug. 23, 2007 | 7:18 PM KungFuCow says:

Whenever I read one of your stories, I get hard, but I never stroke it, i'm just not at that level yet.

But you're definitely one of the influences that's making me a social degenerate and a monster. ANd for that I thank you, kind sir.

P.S. I love your stories.

Aug. 24, 2007 | 12:27 PM Earfetish responds:

I would be a wee bit concerned if I got a hard-on from this story.


Sep. 6, 2007 | 9:11 PM Murphinator says:

You... are disgusting.

Sep. 12, 2007 | 9:44 AM Earfetish responds:

safe gangsta


Sep. 11, 2007 | 7:03 PM Dropkicked says:

I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy every minute of this.

Sep. 12, 2007 | 9:45 AM Earfetish responds:

cheers bro, glad you liked it


Sep. 11, 2007 | 10:26 PM NapoleanD says:

That was the funniest story I've ever read on Newgrounds

ever ^_^

Sep. 12, 2007 | 9:45 AM Earfetish responds:

thanks a lot man, much appreciated


Sep. 18, 2007 | 6:30 AM pon0s says:

That.... Was the most beautiful thing i've ever read. I think I love you.

Sep. 18, 2007 | 8:18 AM Earfetish responds:

cheers blood


Sep. 18, 2007 | 8:46 PM animemasta says:

My god... that was... WOW.

Sep. 19, 2007 | 5:08 PM Earfetish responds:

yes


Sep. 24, 2007 | 9:06 AM Duffi says:

Loved your story as always. Good job.

Sep. 24, 2007 | 2:14 PM Earfetish responds:

safe blood


Sep. 27, 2007 | 11:36 AM jfella91 says:

Are you so angry because no women will let you fulfill your fetish for their ears?

Sep. 27, 2007 | 3:16 PM Earfetish responds:

I am not angry, I am very happy after partaking in this incident.


Dec. 10, 2007 | 6:46 PM Skwurll says:

you are just plain weird

Dec. 10, 2007 | 6:53 PM Earfetish responds:

you're a total faggot

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