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Weed smoking story

Posted by Earfetish Sep. 29, 2008 @ 5:39 PM EDT

I was just at a mate's house smoking three big spliffs of three different strains when we watched a camera version of Step-Brothers on his PC. I paid attention to the first half, and then when they started talking to the psychiatrists, I started to mong out.

As the John Lajoe song goes:

"You start to feel your heart beating really fast,
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack,
Have you ever been high as fuck?"

This began occurring to me, and I considered how my dad, who has a weak heart, is suffering from far worse and how he's going to die from it, and it made me think about how much I loved everyone, and how I should quit smoking cigarettes because if I died from lung cancer before my mum died I would feel terrible, and I began to get teary-eyed considering how much I love everyone and how weed is awesome, and to be honest that's the first time I've had a 'weed trip' that is solely focused on how much I love everyone, but that might be because I like to keep it as an overriding emotion.

In conclusion, weed is awesome. And I'm more likely to give up smoking cigarettes now. I kinda was thinking that I don't like the taste of them, but I quite fancy one right now. We'll see what happens.

Transcendent experiences occur on the drugs society disallows.

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18 Comments

Sep. 30, 2008 | 5:56 AM Maximus says:

I Love John Lajoe. Especially Show me your genitals.

Oct. 2, 2008 | 7:25 PM Earfetish responds:

your genitaliaaaaa

Oct. 2, 2008 | 6:10 PM gipper2 says:

Shit, sorry to hear about you're dad. And good luck with quitting smoking!

Oct. 2, 2008 | 7:25 PM Earfetish responds:

it hasn't happened

it might happen

don't worry about my dad, I have no intention of unloading my problems on other people

Oct. 2, 2008 | 6:48 PM Casualty says:

Uh, yeah, that's fucking deep and stuff.

Oct. 2, 2008 | 7:26 PM Earfetish responds:

deep shit

Oct. 8, 2008 | 6:08 AM SadisticMonkey says:

tell me, did being high make step brothers palatable?

Oct. 8, 2008 | 6:49 PM Earfetish responds:

y'know what I paid attention to was quite funny but I was thinking too hard in the second half and it was impossible to pay attention

Oct. 9, 2008 | 5:01 PM TheLameSauce says:

weed can leave you fairly emotional vulnerable at times. I've had to stop because this girl broke up with me and i keep getting the overwhelming feeling I'm going to die alone when I'm high. Melodramatic, ridiculous, a total buzzkill? Definitely, i've turned into one of those depressed stoners, the sort who are so beloved by their equivocal brethren. I'm sure it'll pass but in the mean time my tolerance is going down...so...i should really get my money's worth when I'm ready to pick up the habit again. Hope your father has many productive years left ahead of him.

Oct. 9, 2008 | 7:50 PM Earfetish responds:

thanks a lot

it is worth taking breaks occasionally, you do kinda need to get your mind back in order, but I'm sure it'll still be there waiting for you when you feel like picking it back up again. Hope you get back to happiness, sobriety is the key to getting over problems man, best of luck

Oct. 15, 2008 | 3:53 PM sirtom93 says:

Faggots smoke fags. Learn from me you shall.

Oct. 15, 2008 | 4:05 PM Earfetish responds:

smoking less now, but only because I've had a sore throat and a sinus infection that has been a bitch to get rid of

Oct. 17, 2008 | 1:13 AM Earfetish says:

I discovered that a friend of mine's dad died recently, like a few days ago.

Oct. 23, 2008 | 1:44 AM Bovineoverlord says:

Wait, it's actually possible to trip? I adore Cannabis even more.

As for the whole quitting cigarettes thing, I'm proud of you, and I would suggest you try this quitting-smoking medicine called Champex. My Dad took it, and he was able to quit smoking after smoking for at least 20 years.

Hail Disccordia!

Oct. 26, 2008 | 1:28 PM Earfetish responds:

thanks for your advice

and yes, you can trip, you just have to smoke an awful lot very quickly and then embrace whatever introversion comes over you.

I smoke all the time tho and it only happens like once a year that I trip anything worthwhile

no hallucinations either

Nov. 3, 2008 | 12:58 AM GuineasaurusRex says:

Om Nom Nom Nom

(weed is better for you than cigs, but both should be used in moderation)

Nov. 4, 2008 | 12:07 AM Earfetish responds:

everything should be used in moderation

the delight is in excess

Nov. 5, 2008 | 2:23 PM super-sense says:

I love the phrase 'monging out', and I love monging out. However, I haven't touch ed the green in a avery long time (about 8-9 months). I'm so proud of myself, though I could really do with a spliff. It's a great social thing to do.

Nov. 13, 2008 | 5:07 AM Earfetish responds:

monggggg

Nov. 9, 2008 | 5:59 AM PrivateJoker92 says:

So weed and Jon LaJoe help you kick the cigs, whodathunk.

Good for you man.

Nov. 13, 2008 | 5:06 AM Earfetish responds:

officially a non-smoker now

Nov. 12, 2008 | 9:52 AM Fim says:

weed is awesome till the voices in your head turn against you =C

Nov. 13, 2008 | 5:06 AM Earfetish responds:

yeah

maybe that's part of the joy of weed; it motivates you to stop being a lazy bastard. It's like an internal voice you never hear telling you your personality flaws.

I notice as well it's low-quality weed that gives you that unpleasant introspection, high quality weed doesn't do it as much - I think it's the indica/sativa difference largely

Updated: Dec. 1, 2008, 8:15 PM

Nov. 15, 2008 | 10:05 AM Eggys says:

When smoking tells you that smoking is bad, that's when you quit...

Nov. 15, 2008 | 11:26 AM Earfetish responds:

rofl

Nov. 15, 2008 | 12:53 PM Jon4life says:

You should still smoke cigarettes, you don't want to give up your coolness now do you?

Nov. 15, 2008 | 2:37 PM Earfetish responds:

that's a good point

alas they're not quite as cool as I'd like, indeed a lot of people don't like them. I'll probably still smoke them at clubs or when I'm drinking socially.

But indeed I always loved how cool they were. They're good company on a lonely walk, too. And they're something completely socially acceptable that you can look forwards to at any time of the day without major immediate side-effects. Like there were certainly a lot of reasons I enjoyed smoking. But I wasn't actually enjoying them much (or at all) any more, every cigarette was a let down.

Check the long response you got from me there. Man that triggered some cravings. But it was nice to reflect.

Updated: Nov. 15, 2008, 2:40 PM

Dec. 1, 2008 | 7:02 PM D3NTATUS says:

On top of the whole health and dying thing, a good reason to quit smoking is the ladies; some girls wont date smokers, but i've never met a girl who wont date someone because they don't smoke.

This argument is remarkably ineffective if your audience isn't interested in dating.

Dec. 1, 2008 | 8:18 PM Earfetish responds:

y'know I'm totally over the hump now and there's no particular reason for me to start smoking again, but I still want to. I feel like a different person not smoking. I was the type of person to smoke - I was even the type of person to smoke roll-ups, like I feel a part of that subculture. I actually did smoke when I was very drunk recently and got loads of phone numbers, although I barely remember it because I was very drunk; however I loved it and it was like a great part of the night. But that's how it goes. I've still quit, but I can't make any promises that I'll stay this way forever. But that's the intention, but I can totally see my reasons for starting again.

Updated: Dec. 1, 2008, 11:22 PM

Dec. 6, 2008 | 7:26 AM DirtySyko says:

I have a bad heart too, so I don't smoke weed these days. I only smoked once a while in the past, and a lot of times it just made my heart beat way too fast and it was hard to deal with. My best highs were when I was also drunk. Being drunk helped keep my heart rate down.

I'll never forget the best high I had. Me and a friend drove like 3 blocks to a friends house, and I swear the trip seemed like it took 30 minutes, when he tells me it was a short 5 minute drive. And then we went up to this kid's room, a guy I knew but not very much, and my friend had to leave to go get something so I just hung out. I just sat on this dude's couch watching him play some basketball game on Xbox, doing a bit of chit chat here and there. I don't know what it was, but it was the most mellow high I've ever had.

And yes, stop smoking cigs.

Dec. 7, 2008 | 11:43 PM Earfetish responds:

best of luck to you DS, thanks for your comment

sounds like particularly good weed

Dec. 7, 2008 | 7:18 PM bodom-child says:

The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.

There is a myth about such highs: the user has an illusion of great insight, but it does not survive scrutiny in the morning. I am convinced that this is an error, and that the devastating insights achieved when high are real insights; the main problem is putting these insights in a form acceptable to the quite different self that we are when we're down the next day.

Dec. 7, 2008 | 11:46 PM Earfetish responds:

if I quit smoking cigarettes largely because of cannabis (admittedly I'd been thinking about quitting a lot more than usual before it but I doubt I would've done it) then it should be society's FAVOURITE drug

I always pay attention to the insight although I know that the insight isn't always accurate; I've had an experience where the insight was 'we should phone for a taxi rather than walk into town cos it'll be cheaper' and it lasted for AGES and I was ONLY THINKING about that in crazy ways and crazy directions and was totally and obviously monging/tripping hard and man that was crazy shit

Dec. 10, 2008 | 6:25 PM Jon4life says:

I didn't think I was addicted to cigarettes until today. I usually just have two to three a day, but I smoked my last pack and now I can't think of anything but smoking. My friend who buys me my smokes is out of town, this makes me pretty nervous. I should probably quit now while I'm still young.

Dec. 10, 2008 | 7:58 PM Earfetish responds:

certainly a wise idea.

I kinda had an inkling I was addicted before I went without because I loved them so much and was smoking at the same routine times every day