Score: 10

"Fuckin' A."

submission: Strawberry's Clockday

date: August 18, 2004

I missed most of ClockDay - I was on a sexy Clockday date - but this is a marvellous movie. You've honed your flash skills very well. It was a full length television program style movie.

Yeah, brilliant. Brilliant. Congratulations; make more, more often.

Score: 9

"gah"

submission: Victory Worth Nothing

date: July 26, 2004

It shocks and upsets me that this has such a low score, but there are too many glitches, such as the preloader doesn't work and you have to right-click and play=, and sometimes the music cuts out for too long.

The backgrounds are very very nice. A little more frame-by-frame and less motion tweens would do well too. And maybe a longer length.

I imagine though that a lot of people thought this was just a fake preloader and you were taking the piss. It's lazy to a degree that you didn't check these things out beforehand, in all honesty.

If this fails, then it's your preloader's fault. One fatal flaw.

<3 anyway. I tried to protect it.

Score: 9

"Looks promising"

submission: War Of The Worlds Teaser

date: July 25, 2004

You'll have to be pretty dedicated to flash to make a whole War of the Worlds series, but if you're true to your word I'll be sure to watch them all. It'll probably own Newgrounds.

There could do with being more scenes in this, but for a trailer it works fine, and the images are fine. I trust you can do good animations too.

Score: 8

"k very nice"

submission: Hit me baby one more time

date: July 25, 2004

Some times, the animation can be too static and the lip synch can be a bit off, although I appreciate that it can be very hard to lip synch with flash. It's nice to see you used different backgrounds, and the movie is of a good length.

The woman in the video doesn't move at all throughout, does she? And her wink at the start is pretty scary.

The pictures are ok but full people with arms and legs are much better than people without.

All in all though, this is a very good movie and you should feel good for making it.

Score: 8

"yeahyeahyeah"

submission: Livecorpse - A Tribute

date: July 24, 2004

Livecorpse wouldn't have wanted this mockery of his final moments, and he might have been a nice guy on the internet, but we all knew him over the internet and the nice guy we all knew is now dead.

Whatever. WHAT COULD I HAVE EXPECTED FROM ELFER ANYWAY, you fuck. :) <3

Anyway, if it wasn't Livecorpse, or I didn't know and like Livecorpse (ON THE INTERNET) then it would have been intensely funny... but dead baby jokes would still be funny if my girlfriend had a miscarriage, so it's cool. Obviously humour is not an issue in this movie: you either find it funny or you don't.

Graphics are all they need to be for a movie like this, and Benny Hill was a nice effect.

Yeah, it's a good movie. I have my own reasons for not laughing at it, but it's a good movie - and it's not like Livecorpse cares about this disrespect anyway, being dead and all. You're a genuinely funny guy (on the internet) - keep it up and make more tasteless movies plz.

Score: 4

"- - - - -"

submission: High Tail Hall 1.5!

date: July 24, 2004

Your pictures are well drawn, but the motion and animation could be better, ie more existent. There are a lot of typos and grammatical errors throughout the movie. The ejaculation shots were done well, but the semen was lazily made afterwards.

A lot of scenes are just still pictures and all of the motions in the sex are repetitive to the point of being half-arsed.

My main concern though is that there is no sound at all, and 'a bar where you get laid' is very cliche anyway. Furry animal hentai porn, or whatever, as the main theme, is a bit unneccessary on a teen-oriented website. Your animation is not smooth enough.

The best aspect of this flash is the great pictures - they are very well drawn. But the concept of this movie is low-brow and unchallenging - it's not clever enough to have been worth your time. All this is is a porn game for people who like this kind of porn - there's no good qualities for anyone else in all honesty. Interactivity is clicking on buttons and there is no challenge to this at all.

You could make much better. Try and do something more worthwhile next time - something you'd be proud to have your name next to.

Score: 10

"Beautiful"

submission: white guy meets black guy

date: July 21, 2004

I congratulate you on this flash. It was just... beautiful. Touching. Clever. Inspiring.

<3 :)

Score: 10

"Lincolnfrog"

submission: Lincolnfrog

date: July 19, 2004

Finally, a top 50 work. You deserve it. Honest to god, you deserve it.

flawless.

Score: 10

"Looking forwards to this..."

submission: Ninja trailer

date: June 20, 2004

Very nice graphics, very nice way of putting Mad Capsule Markets against the on-scene action, very nice blood effects...

Be sure to make a full series out of this.

Score: 10

"Ooooh, you touch my tralala"

submission: ***MYDINGDONGISONFIRE***

date: June 20, 2004

Mmmm, my ding ding dong.

Surely Daily Feature. Surely. I would sritique this flash, but it's already reached perfection. And the robot, too.