Score: 10

"I thank you for bringing these out."

submission: Edbert and Otis ep. 6-10

date: June 17, 2004

Brilliant. And again, horribly underrated.

The BEST series on NG.

Score: 10

"I came 4 times"

submission: HOT PISS!11

date: June 16, 2004

I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER

<waste of review>

Score: 7

"How tasteless"

submission: Livecorpse Tribute

date: June 12, 2004

Utterly tasteless. Livecorpse would've loved it.

Enjoy the 5. You were a great man, Livecorpse. Shame you went down in less than great ways.

Fifenend

Score: 10

"Nicely done"

submission: The Rules

date: June 12, 2004

I've often thought exactly the same about a lot of the issues you put forwards. And reading the reviews - it seems like you've touched a lot of women too. You speak the truth and deserve to be commended for it, and they're hardly stereotypes - it's what those Y chromosomes do to use men.

In the future, try more variable music and some of the sentences didn't fit in the circles. Still, for sheer humour and truthfullness, this is a favourite.

Score: 10

"HOT PISS!!11!"

submission: HOT PISS!1

date: June 4, 2004

OMG HOT PISS!!!11

Surely NEWGROUNDS is intelligent enough to UNDERSTAND this MOVIE?

And I saw Lemonparty!!1 OMG My hot spicy boner made me write this review.

OMG

Flawless.

Score: 5

"I can't summarise in one line!"

submission: A Tribute to New York

date: June 4, 2004

This movie is a fair enough tribute to 9/11, and the sound worked well. And it was made on 9/12, so I can understand why this movie seemed a little pro-war.

But seriously; building military bases on Muslim Holy Land? That's low, America. And I know NG can be fiercely patriotic, and I agree 9/11 was a tragedy, but some of the images you used seemed to get the 'point' across too graphically, to the point of tastelessness. It was just a normal day, yes, but surely you can illustrate the fact that it was a normal day better than showing people tumbling out of the skyscrapers?

Score: 10

"Aww yeah, that was class"

submission: Go Play Outside!

date: May 30, 2004

YOU KNOW WHY IT WAS CLASS.

Keep it up. That was probably the bestest thing ever.

Score: 8

"Very nice graphics"

submission: Zomborg Apocalypse - 004

date: April 21, 2004

Some good animation skills, here. I was a bit lost in what was going on, but it seemed good. Maybe a lil short...

Score: 9

"Seriously dude"

submission: Dragonforce

date: April 20, 2004

This does not need to be as big as it is; give some respect to the 56k fools. Unless it does. But try optimising your audio anyway.

But it's very nice - smooth and complex-ish. Good work.

Score: 10

"AMazed"

submission: l0l

date: April 18, 2004

What more can I say other than fifened?

Good job. The audio was great. I think all the other reviewers must have been watching the wrong movie.