Score: 6

"I can't summarise it all in one line!!!1"

submission: Hope is a good thing.

date: February 16, 2004

The storyline is like a story a 9 year old would write, full of randomness and focusing on one astract and obscure metaphor. The graphics were very nice and neat, but this is just pointless and blind sentimentality to appeal to people who'll love this movie because loving it makes them feel clever. Picasso-buyers.

Either you use too much LSD, or you're a really funny guy who's preying on emotions (like we all do) or you buy modern art.

<3 anyway. Nice graphics.

Score: 10

"Enjoy VD, locks"

submission: Valentines Day04: AOTHC

date: February 13, 2004

:D You guys are pretty 1337. Clean, smooth graphics, and those secksay voices. I didn't understand why Bananaclock was killed, because I heard he couldn't be... but that's only one small thing, and you gets my fifen.

Secks with a cactus would be pretty painful.

Score: 8

"Oh, Jesus"

submission: Love American Style

date: February 13, 2004

That was beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. I didn't like how you changes pictures, but I got used to that eventually. Keep up the leet work.

Score: 9

"Very nice"

submission: 2 French Men

date: February 13, 2004

I'm gonna give you a big bone-on, and say that this was flawless. The lack of speech had a peculiar French quality to it, and the flash was just like European TV.

Very nice. :)

Score: 8

"Very good"

submission: NG Time Trial Challenge B

date: February 8, 2004

Both movies were great, but I loved the parodying of love stories with 'Leaves'. Animation was a little jerky on the first one, though...

Score: 9

"I blammed it,"

submission: F7

date: February 8, 2004

but only 'cos you told me to. This flash is 1337 - you're heading for the Underdog here.

Score: 2

"Hey IWP"

submission: Foamy Fan Mail 4

date: January 29, 2004

As I'm beginning to get the feeling that you do read your reviews, I'd like to say that I thought your last movie was much better than this one. You've been on NG for wuite a while now, and you've still got the bare minimum any member has, aside from flash movies. This movie wasn't funny, to be honest, but I see where you're coming from. I'm not going to rate it right now, because the Author's Comments threw me off. But if you start responding to reviews, making reviews, voting on movies and doing all the other stuff every Newgrounds member does, you'll get your respect back and eventually win NG over again.

Hope Germaine gets better.

Score: 7

"Not bad"

submission: xtra Blam Movie - Torched

date: January 25, 2004

Better than the original one, at least. But, in additiuon to the previous reviewer, it should have an apostrophe in 'elses' asd the work belongs to someone else.

"You torched somebody else's hard work."

Score: 2

"Better than the previous one"

submission: Small, Medium, Large

date: January 15, 2004

Still not good in any of the important areas, but it had a little bit of humour in it. And you drew a new character. However, everything is still lacking. But I hope you can regain the posistion you used to be in, by making better and better toons.

Score: 10

"That was amazing."

submission: send me an angel

date: January 14, 2004

I liked it where you did the motion tween. And that other motion tween.

Nah, only joking, this blows.