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Earfetish
how are you gentlemen

Age 36, Male

wasteman

Manchester, UK

Joined on 10/21/02

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You should stop that, dear. Don't you know smoking harms you and the ones close to you.

but I was preventing prostate cancer at the same time

Simply beautiful. A big two thumbs up for abortion-beheading-skull fucking.

Rabid-Echidna > Jesus

Meh.

Nothing you write shocks me anymore, but I felt slightly uncomfortable reading that :/

I like some of your stories (especially the one about the bad conductor, which was like a heart-warming Disney movie compared to this one), but skull-fucking infants is just... ugh. Why do you have such dark subjects all the time?

Because most of the time, that's what I want to write about. And also, I guess. because I want to get a career out of it and perhaps a good way to do that would be to cater for a niche market.

there is something horrribly wrong with you.

my sexiness

can i have the movie rights?

I think it might be censored on-screen

GOLD.

Always believe in your soul
Youve got the power to know
Youre indestructable

Whenever I read one of your stories, I get hard, but I never stroke it, i'm just not at that level yet.

But you're definitely one of the influences that's making me a social degenerate and a monster. ANd for that I thank you, kind sir.

P.S. I love your stories.

I would be a wee bit concerned if I got a hard-on from this story.

You... are disgusting.

safe gangsta

That was the funniest story I've ever read on Newgrounds

ever ^_^

thanks a lot man, much appreciated

That.... Was the most beautiful thing i've ever read. I think I love you.

cheers blood

My god... that was... WOW.

yes

Loved your story as always. Good job.

safe blood

Are you so angry because no women will let you fulfill your fetish for their ears?

I am not angry, I am very happy after partaking in this incident.

you are just plain weird

you're a total faggot