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how are you gentlemen

Age 36, Male

wasteman

Manchester, UK

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DUDE. That was fantastic. You're a great writer.

great indeed

Level up.

I finally get a blade, wooh

Hot.

thanks g

that's deep man. real deep. it made be spout and erection and i used my tears as lube, as i thought about life. >:U

yes

Wait is your profile message thing from from that one movie?

"This is an interesting resume,it says hear you smoke weed everyday."

"All I do is smoke weed everyday of my life,I don't give fuck!""

That one?

it is indeed, that is correct

This needs to be put into audio format. Books On Tape: The Earfetish Sacrilege Collection, so that I can attach speakers to the top of my car and drive circles around anti-abortion protests letting them enjoy your fine writing.

roffel, thanks a lot, that would bring joy to my blackened heart

epic phail!

the Bible is wrong

FAP FAP FAP

lol gay

one time in Corinthea, Brian pulled out and I farted and he gave a small gasp, and then giggled.

that was the day I was cured of my hemorrhoids

that must have been when Brian first felt the holy ghost

Oh my fucking god.
Epic on so many levels, that I'm completly speechless.

Please, please continue writing.

pimp pimp

i read this already! >:(

o no

YOOO GOENA BURRRRRN IN HELLLLLLLLLLLL

Not really. Fantastic work.

woo

Can you please make a longer post that everyone will read?

<sarcasm/>

can you please send me some of your adderall

Dude, the most memorable story I've seen you tell was the one about the guy who fucked a goose.
I felt like shit because I felt my dick twitch, but I beat it down and suppressed any goose fucking thoughts.
How you almost make a completely straight man a bestiality guy, I'll never know

everyone wants to fuck geese really