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Age 36, Male

wasteman

Manchester, UK

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omfg, Günther is in your bbs sig-pic! <3

yes

I feel like I should be paying you for how well you do this 0_o

you can send me money if you like

erection!

lol gay

actually it is totally straight to have sex with trannies actually

how long before you end up like Livecorpse?

what, death by suicide? 14 hours.

My erection is burning.

you should wait a while afterwards before you take a pee next time

mmm, my sloppy goo is left all over the keyboard

oh you make me so hot

What a coincidence. I heard this same turn of events in the men's bathroom stall of a local grocer yesterday. I thought perhaps it was a rough poop, but this story, and the fact that four feet were clearly visible, heightens the probability that it was a sexy french pegging.

yeeeeaaaah

Firstly, great story. Secondly, you made an error in the first sentence where you said "I approached the familar door and knocked on". Add an it to the end.

thanks bro; that's an acceptable English expression but presumably not elsewhere

Wow, nice.
My ass hurts after just reading that!
Really though, that was....Godly.

thank you

I lul'd!

lol

This disappointed me.

I entirely called the "twist".

I was hoping it would be something more interesting than (hermaphrodites?).

I wasn't really writing for the purpose of a 'twist', I've already written about this character; I just wanted to write something tender and gross

Beautiful beyond words.

thank you sir

Oh my...I am rather disturbed by this

oh you indeed

It needs more masochism

you a fan of tranny s+m then

Indeed. One obscure fetish is enough for now.

I might start doing combinations like that tho

you're about as awesome as luxury-yacht

lol

Hahaha, penis. I feel quite grown up now. THANKS FOR ROBBING ME OF MY CHILDHOOD! >=(

better that than robbing children of their innocence

Straight stuff next time plzs.
kthxbai.

chicks with dicks are for straight people silly

Grrr...Argh.

roar

Sup Earfish.

safe g

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