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Weed smoking story

Posted by Earfetish - September 29th, 2008

I was just at a mate's house smoking three big spliffs of three different strains when we watched a camera version of Step-Brothers on his PC. I paid attention to the first half, and then when they started talking to the psychiatrists, I started to mong out.

As the John Lajoe song goes:

"You start to feel your heart beating really fast,
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack,
Have you ever been high as fuck?"

This began occurring to me, and I considered how my dad, who has a weak heart, is suffering from far worse and how he's going to die from it, and it made me think about how much I loved everyone, and how I should quit smoking cigarettes because if I died from lung cancer before my mum died I would feel terrible, and I began to get teary-eyed considering how much I love everyone and how weed is awesome, and to be honest that's the first time I've had a 'weed trip' that is solely focused on how much I love everyone, but that might be because I like to keep it as an overriding emotion.

In conclusion, weed is awesome. And I'm more likely to give up smoking cigarettes now. I kinda was thinking that I don't like the taste of them, but I quite fancy one right now. We'll see what happens.

Transcendent experiences occur on the drugs society disallows.

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Maximus

I Love John Lajoe. Especially Show me your genitals.

Earfetish

your genitaliaaaaa

gipper2

Shit, sorry to hear about you're dad. And good luck with quitting smoking!

Earfetish

it hasn't happened

it might happen

don't worry about my dad, I have no intention of unloading my problems on other people

Casualty

Uh, yeah, that's fucking deep and stuff.

Earfetish

deep shit

SadisticMonkey

tell me, did being high make step brothers palatable?

Earfetish

y'know what I paid attention to was quite funny but I was thinking too hard in the second half and it was impossible to pay attention

sirtom93

Faggots smoke fags. Learn from me you shall.

Earfetish

smoking less now, but only because I've had a sore throat and a sinus infection that has been a bitch to get rid of

Earfetish

I discovered that a friend of mine's dad died recently, like a few days ago.

Bovineoverlord

Wait, it's actually possible to trip? I adore Cannabis even more.

As for the whole quitting cigarettes thing, I'm proud of you, and I would suggest you try this quitting-smoking medicine called Champex. My Dad took it, and he was able to quit smoking after smoking for at least 20 years.

Hail Disccordia!

Earfetish

thanks for your advice

and yes, you can trip, you just have to smoke an awful lot very quickly and then embrace whatever introversion comes over you.

I smoke all the time tho and it only happens like once a year that I trip anything worthwhile

no hallucinations either

GuineasaurusRex

Om Nom Nom Nom

(weed is better for you than cigs, but both should be used in moderation)

Earfetish

everything should be used in moderation

the delight is in excess

MattyT

So weed and Jon LaJoe help you kick the cigs, whodathunk.

Good for you man.

Earfetish

officially a non-smoker now

Fim

weed is awesome till the voices in your head turn against you =C

Earfetish (Updated )

yeah

maybe that's part of the joy of weed; it motivates you to stop being a lazy bastard. It's like an internal voice you never hear telling you your personality flaws.

I notice as well it's low-quality weed that gives you that unpleasant introspection, high quality weed doesn't do it as much - I think it's the indica/sativa difference largely

Jon4life

You should still smoke cigarettes, you don't want to give up your coolness now do you?

Earfetish (Updated )

that's a good point

alas they're not quite as cool as I'd like, indeed a lot of people don't like them. I'll probably still smoke them at clubs or when I'm drinking socially.

But indeed I always loved how cool they were. They're good company on a lonely walk, too. And they're something completely socially acceptable that you can look forwards to at any time of the day without major immediate side-effects. Like there were certainly a lot of reasons I enjoyed smoking. But I wasn't actually enjoying them much (or at all) any more, every cigarette was a let down.

Check the long response you got from me there. Man that triggered some cravings. But it was nice to reflect.

D3NTATUS

On top of the whole health and dying thing, a good reason to quit smoking is the ladies; some girls wont date smokers, but i've never met a girl who wont date someone because they don't smoke.

This argument is remarkably ineffective if your audience isn't interested in dating.

Earfetish (Updated )

y'know I'm totally over the hump now and there's no particular reason for me to start smoking again, but I still want to. I feel like a different person not smoking. I was the type of person to smoke - I was even the type of person to smoke roll-ups, like I feel a part of that subculture. I actually did smoke when I was very drunk recently and got loads of phone numbers, although I barely remember it because I was very drunk; however I loved it and it was like a great part of the night. But that's how it goes. I've still quit, but I can't make any promises that I'll stay this way forever. But that's the intention, but I can totally see my reasons for starting again.

DirtySyko

I have a bad heart too, so I don't smoke weed these days. I only smoked once a while in the past, and a lot of times it just made my heart beat way too fast and it was hard to deal with. My best highs were when I was also drunk. Being drunk helped keep my heart rate down.

I'll never forget the best high I had. Me and a friend drove like 3 blocks to a friends house, and I swear the trip seemed like it took 30 minutes, when he tells me it was a short 5 minute drive. And then we went up to this kid's room, a guy I knew but not very much, and my friend had to leave to go get something so I just hung out. I just sat on this dude's couch watching him play some basketball game on Xbox, doing a bit of chit chat here and there. I don't know what it was, but it was the most mellow high I've ever had.

And yes, stop smoking cigs.

Earfetish

best of luck to you DS, thanks for your comment

sounds like particularly good weed

bodom-child

The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.

There is a myth about such highs: the user has an illusion of great insight, but it does not survive scrutiny in the morning. I am convinced that this is an error, and that the devastating insights achieved when high are real insights; the main problem is putting these insights in a form acceptable to the quite different self that we are when we're down the next day.

Earfetish

if I quit smoking cigarettes largely because of cannabis (admittedly I'd been thinking about quitting a lot more than usual before it but I doubt I would've done it) then it should be society's FAVOURITE drug

I always pay attention to the insight although I know that the insight isn't always accurate; I've had an experience where the insight was 'we should phone for a taxi rather than walk into town cos it'll be cheaper' and it lasted for AGES and I was ONLY THINKING about that in crazy ways and crazy directions and was totally and obviously monging/tripping hard and man that was crazy shit

Jon4life

I didn't think I was addicted to cigarettes until today. I usually just have two to three a day, but I smoked my last pack and now I can't think of anything but smoking. My friend who buys me my smokes is out of town, this makes me pretty nervous. I should probably quit now while I'm still young.

Earfetish

certainly a wise idea.

I kinda had an inkling I was addicted before I went without because I loved them so much and was smoking at the same routine times every day

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