Earfetish's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TV Good, Book Bad]

I liked that

I totally know where you're coming from with this flash. It was pretty sweet. Keep up the good work.

[Sonne]

Ooookay...

You've taken one of the most atmospheric, moving, german industrial heavy metal songs ever by the pretty good Rammstein, added a load of clock-crew members getting shot, and got a really fucking high score from it????

AvocadoClock responds:

Yes, a lot of people have enjoyed the movie. Thanks for the review. =)

[E-vengers 3 (Iraq)]

That was flawless

Honestly. Flawless. Y'see, Kids, drugs aren't all bad, some of them can contribute to world peace.

[Mario Twins (official)]

:)

That was brilliant; the sound, the crappy nintendo-style graphics, and the crazy people talking to each other...

[Mo Mercy]

I'm enlightened.

I now know that putting innocent people in jail is wrong. Jesus,the truth has been under my nose for years, but I just couldn't see it! Putting innocent people in jail, though, it's wrong. Therefore I think I'll go out and free loads of innocent people from jail, because, y'see, it's wrong. Don't you understand? It's wrong...

[mkremix the movie! p 1/2]

Is this a joke??

A shite, animationless movie, which ends with a totally still picture and some music by Feminem, which everyone has heard far too many times anyway, and a plot as shallow as a puddle. If you want to make a damn movie, then make one that has at least got a realy plot, and a good soundtrack, and some animation. Seriously, this is a big pile of wank, and this crap doesn't want or deserve a place on Newgrounds. And it aint gonna stay long either. You should better hope there's a load of sad, Eminem fans on here who wouldn't know talent if it squeezed them on the balls until they threw up blood.

Yours lovingly,
Earfetish

[03: Pete Gets A Flatmate]

Where's the sound?

You do realise most movies are as boring as Hell with hardly any sound? Well, your movies are no exception. Get some bloody crazy background sound or get a load of speech put in. Thanks.

Twigman responds:

Damnit i dont understand, when i do sound people take the piss, when i dont do so much sound... people take the piss. I would do voices but my voice is really gay on a microphone!

[Destination Egg!]

Wooh!

That is really something else, I can't fault it. Good work

[Stikhouse]

Good in all aspects, but...

...it was just like watching two freinds play some weird fighting game - boring as hell. Maybe a storyline, or some speech, might make it slightly less crappy.

space-for-rent responds:

Yeh, well, you can't have everything. Where would you put it?